Isengesho Ndwanyabitsina

Umuryango warateranye mbere yo kujya kuryama, maze basaba umwana muto kubasengera ngo babone kujya kuryama. Umwana aratangira arasenga ati : “Mana ndagusabye ngo uhe imyenda yo kwambara abakobwa bambaye ubusa bari muri computer ya papa, ndagusabye kandi ngo uhe mama amahoro ntazongere kujya avuza induru nijoro iyo aryamanye na papa. Mana unabuze mwarimu wanjye kujya ankorera mu ijipo y’ishuri”.

Umukecuru wakundaga guteega.

par Leonard Habiyambere
Umukecuru yagiye kubitsa amafaranga menshi muri banki ; ageze yo abwira umukozi yabonye ati ndashaka ko amafaranga yanjye abikwa n’umuyobozi mukuru (Gérant) wanyu kuko ari menshi. Aramureka aratambuka ajya kumureba, agezeyo ;
Gérant aramubaza ati : aya mafaranga angana gutya wayakuyehe mukecu ?
Umukecuru arabwira ati : Ubundi rero nkunda gutega nicyo nkora gusa ; ati ndetse nawe niba ubishaka twatega.
Gérant ati dutege !!
Umucecuru aramubwira ati : imboro n’amabya byawe ni indinganire !!
Gérant ati urabeshya !!
Umucecuru ati reka nzazane Avoka yanjye ninsanga atari indinganire nzaguha milliyoni 2 !!
Gérant ati : ayo yo ndayariye pee !!
Umukecuru aragenda azana avoka we barinjira no kwa Gérant ati ngaho zana turebe avoka wanjye namuzanye.
Gérant amanura impantaro umucecuru afata ya mboro n’amabya bya Gérant arabigaragura, arabihindukiza. Noneho avoka we abibonye araturika ararira cyane !!!. Gérant abibonye abaza wa mukecuru ati : Ese avoka wawe ko arize nuko abonye ngutsinze ukaba ugiye kumpa millioni nzanjye 2 !!!
Umukecuru ati : Reka da ahubwo buriya nuko nateze nawe ko ninza ngafata imboro n’amabya bya Gérant, nkabigaragura nkabihindukiza; ko ampa miliyoni 12 !! Ubwo rero urumvako nguha 2 zawe ngazigarana inzanjye 10. He Hee Hee

UMUGORE WATUKAGA NYINA W’UMUGABO

Urwenya rwanditswe n’umusomyi/umwanditsi kuIgituba Latoute. Soma inkuru za Latoute hano

Agashya muri quartier:umugabo ejobundi yaratashye asanga umugore we aramutukira nyina, umugabo ati “ntiwankangisha icyo gituba cyawe ninjizamo agace k’umubiri ntikagire aho kagera ngo unsuzugurire mama narasohotse mucye n’ibice byanjye byose by’umubiri! Byari week-end lundi umugore ajya ku rukiko rw’ahantu ati “ndarega ubutane!” umugabo ati “nuko ntawenda nyina ngo abe ariwe nirongorera kuko mukunda!”

Par LATOUTE

URWENYA RW’IGITUBA-IMBORO-IMBOYO-Latoute

Uru rwenya rwanditswe na Latoute,umwanditsi kuri Blog Igituba

Umwana wiga mu wa kabiri primaire umwarimu yabigishije hamwe n’abandi igihekane “mb” abasaba buri mwana kuvuga ijambo ririmo “mb” wa mwana ati imboyo kubera kuvuga uburimi! Mwarimu akaba na ma soeur umwe wihaye Imana aratangara yanga kumuhana amutuma umubyeyi umwana; reka abwire ise ati ku ishyuri bakununye ati kubera iki ati si mbizi, buracya mzee arikora ageze ku ishuri ma soeur teacher amubwira icyo yamuhamagariye, ati umwana wawe nta kinyabupfura musaza we! ati mubaze icyatumye akuzana, babajije umwana ati batubajije ijambo ririmo “mb” mvuga “imboyo”, mzee amukubita urushyi ati, kabishywe bakwirukana ko bavuga imboro bavuga imboyo! Ma soeur arumirwa!

URWENYA RW’IGITUBA-IMBORO-IMBOYO-Latoute

Uru rwenya rwanditswe na Latoute,umwanditsi kuri Blog Igituba

Umwana wiga mu wa kabiri primaire umwarimu yabigishije hamwe n’abandi igihekane “mb” abasaba buri mwana kuvuga ijambo ririmo “mb” wa mwana ati imboyo kubera kuvuga uburimi! Mwarimu akaba na ma soeur umwe wihaye Imana aratangara yanga kumuhana amutuma umubyeyi umwana; reka abwire ise ati ku ishyuri bakununye ati kubera iki ati si mbizi, buracya mzee arikora ageze ku ishuri ma soeur teacher amubwira icyo yamuhamagariye, ati umwana wawe nta kinyabupfura musaza we! ati mubaze icyatumye akuzana, babajije umwana ati batubajije ijambo ririmo “mb” mvuga “imboyo”, mzee amukubita urushyi ati, kabishywe bakwirukana ko bavuga imboro bavuga imboyo! Ma soeur arumirwa!